Our pensioners are built of sturdier stuff nowadays – Don’t f* with them. You’ve been warned.
She sounds quite chirpy – considering. I would still be screaming, and my head would be spinning 360 degrees, like someone from the Exorcist. I suspect I would probably be shouting the same obscenities, as the lead character in the said film; since I wouldn’t be too keen on having cameras poking in my face, asking me to re-live the experience.
I wonder if someone will buy her Jaws on DVD for a giggle.