Naughty, Naughty Ryan

Ryan cutting a dashing figure

Well, Well, Well, the naughty married international footballer who allegedly  had an affair with Imogen Thomas , is the one and only Manchester United play Ryan Giggs. No-one in the UK was permitted to say his name because he had effected a Super Injunction, but it was the worst kept secret.

Now when I heard that a Super Injunction had been effected, I thought, game over we will never know. But as Ryan found out the hard way this wasn’t the case.

The injunction could only be enforced in the UK, so the international newspapers  had a field day, and were citing his name like there was no tomorrow.  Moreover, Twitter jumped on the bandwagon, rife with jokes like;

Imogen Thomas is starting a singing career, she will be doing giggs in Manchester.

We have all seen Imogen in the papers, on TV  with a face like a smacked ar*e because of the gagging order. Well you can sigh with relief now Imogen and remove that gag, thanks to Liberal Democrat John Hemming who cited Parliamentary privilege for citing Ryan’s name.

Am not here to cast any stones, am just happy to have a story to pop in my Naughty, Naughty category. What I will say is this, those Super Injunctions are a bloody waste of money 🙂

Wonder what attracted him to  Imogen . . .  🙂

Published in: on May 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Naughty, Naughty Virgin

This letter of complaint has been doing it’s rounds for a couple of years, but it still makes me chuckle. Apparently Sir Richard Branson  telephoned the author to thank him for his “constructive if tongue-in-cheek” email.

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.

Look at this Richard. Just look at it:

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the dessert?

You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a dessert with peas in:

I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard.

The letter continues – click on link. Images are at the top.

Don’t view on an empty stomach, excuse the pun.

Published in: on October 17, 2010 at 4:34 pm  Leave a Comment  

Naughty, Naughty Prime Minister

As all the UK’ers will be aware,  our Prime Minister made a boo, boo.  Forgetting he still had his microphone on, he referred to  a pensioner as a  bigot.   Only a week before the election too. Oops. Provided me with no end of entertainment and brightened up an otherwise  dull political campaign.

The second video is his weak response when the tape was played back to him on my favourite radio show Jeremy Vine.

Published in: on April 29, 2010 at 6:01 pm  Comments (1)  

Naughty Naughty Vernon

Vernon Kay Admits Text Sex With FIVE Different Girls … Naughty Naughty Vernon. For my American cousins, Vernon Kay is was the squeaky clean television presenter –  married to another squeaky clean television presenter – Tess Daly. She must be livid.

Published in: on February 10, 2010 at 10:28 am  Comments (1)