Porn Director For Parliament?

Anna Arrowsmith aka Anna Span and Managing Director of adult entertainment firm Easy on the Eye Productions believes that women are under – represented in  Parliament, and has put herself forward for a parliament seat in Kent armed with an MA in Philosophy.

Party leader Nick Clegg said although her job was not “his cup of tea”, she cared passionately about her area.

Wonder if it’s more “his cold cans of beer” nudge, nudge, wink ,wink. Only kiddin Nick.

I watched a documentary on Anna Span a few years back. I recall her saying  she might one day be a participant in one of her films – I wonder if she followed up on that assertion and decided it wasn’t her “cup of tea”  and opted for politics instead.

That being said, some may view Anna’s move from Adult into the Political Arena as a mere side career step; since politicians like adult stars, are said to  f*@#  people for a living.

Hmm the expenses scandal springs to my fevered mind.

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Hate Dieting And Want To Rebel?

Bacon, fried eggs and bacon in a donut bap Photo: Courant Photo by Stephen Dunn

A collection of the world’s fattiest recipes have been collated  and posted on a website for hard-core fast-foodies – dubbed as “fast food porn”  The recipes include chocolate-covered bacon maple doughnut bar and a pint mug fashioned out of greasy fried bacon and filled with beer. Ugh my stomach is churning.

Not to mention a 15lb Porkgasm – pork belly stuffed with bacon, sausage and minced pork, swathed in more rashers, and the whole lot formed into the shape of a pig. There goes my stomach again.

Its US inventor, who made the meal for a dinner party, said: “My guests were all total gluttons”  No kiddin Sherlock .

“Most of us ended up with nightmares and stomach aches” he went on.

Well that’s porn for you. I looked at the site http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ and to be honest the images turned my stomach. I do love my food, but the foods featured on the site are gluttonous to the nth degree.

“The site showcases a selection of deep fried sickly meals with enough calories to sustain the average person for a week”. 

I wonder if any of the people who indulge are those very individuals who scratch their head in puzzlement as to why they are so overweight  “… as I only eat one meal a day” Er and that meal is . . .

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