Funny Ebay Wetsuit Listing

A much more interesting ebay listing than the ones we usually see.

FUNNY.

119 bids so far

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Published in: on March 18, 2011 at 6:10 pm  Comments (4)  
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Homeless Man Amazing Voice

Listen to his voice  . . .  enough said.

I nearly shed a tear.

The Makeover

Apparently, Ted Williams has been snapped up by a radio station. Rightly so!!

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Happy Christmas . . .

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XFactor Mania

As the title says, it’s xfactor mania over in the UK. Admittedly, am too old in the tooth to be part of it, but I am excited over one of the singers – Rebecca Ferguson.

This Liverpudlian girl has one of the most unique voices I have ever heard, about time there was a unique talent on one of these shows. I am sick to the teeth of hearing the same old voices.

On last night’s show she dueted with Christine Aguilera – ill-matched in my opinion, their voices did not compliment each other until the last note.

Tonight is the deciding final. Who will be the winner?

Irrespective of whether Rebecca wins or not, she will be snapped up in a heartbeat by a record company with a bit of sense, in my arrogant opinion.

Here’s the lovely lady singing a Nina Simone followed by a dance favourite.

Go Girrrl. Am rooting for you.

Beautiful and talented, some girls have all the luck. Mwah.

Published in: on December 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Mona Lisa – The Alternative

Mona Lisa, a little more expressive than usual

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Quote – Spilt Milk

“Why would you cry over spilt milk? Now vodka, that’s a different matter!”

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Fancy a Nudist Cruise?

We have had the nudist camps, and now we have the nudist cruise for all you naturists. A London based tour company is searching for 22 volunteers to travel in their birthday suit for seven nights across the Croatia coastlines, August 2011.

Now I would volunteer, but the poor holidaymakers will have enough to contend with sea-sickness. Throwing my naked body in the mix might be enough to tip them overboard, and we wouldn’t want that would we.

Article: http://bit.ly/c63zco

Published in: on November 11, 2010 at 8:09 pm  Comments (4)  
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Baby Shake That Tush . . .

Published in: on October 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Selective Bee-atch . . .

Published in: on October 17, 2010 at 4:41 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Naughty, Naughty Virgin

This letter of complaint has been doing it’s rounds for a couple of years, but it still makes me chuckle. Apparently Sir Richard Branson  telephoned the author to thank him for his “constructive if tongue-in-cheek” email.

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.

Look at this Richard. Just look at it:

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the dessert?

You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a dessert with peas in:

I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard.

The letter continues – click on link. Images are at the top.

Don’t view on an empty stomach, excuse the pun. http://bit.ly/9IRebO

Published in: on October 17, 2010 at 4:34 pm  Leave a Comment